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Editorials 
Top 10: Rejected Super Monkey Ball 2 Party Games
- By Kevlar
Gorilla
Added on to the original 6 party games, Super Monkey Ball 2 introduces 6 more. Before those 6 were given the go-ahead, many other monkey-incorporating contests were concocted, however, many were reluctantly rejected. Why rejected you ask? Maybe the games needed some spring-fresh Tide in their laundry; we’ll never know.
10) Monkey Take-over-the-planet
You idiots! You blew it up! You idiots!!
...those damn dirty apes.
9) Monkey Dentist
Knock out your chosen monkey with a mallet and yoink a pearly bicuspid. Soon after the invention of this mode, it was agreed by all that animal dentistry stops at crocodiles. This game reasoned to be as much fun as pulling your own teeth.
8) Monkey Mathematics
Alcohol and Calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
7) Monkey Wrench
Dress up your favorite female monkey and put her up for auction in a medieval fair.
No, wait... that’s monkey wench...
6) Gorillas
I can’t think of any excuse why they didn’t include this...
Damn their oily hides!
5) Monkey Breathe-a-thon
Inhale...
Exhale...
Inhale...
Inhale... no wait! I mean exhale!
4) Monkey Explode
Ow.
3) Monkey Knife-Fight
Gratuitous GonGon vs Pretty face AiAi. He ain’t pretty no more.
2) Monkey Smooch
Not a good idea; the balls make the monkeys quite irate. The programmers had a tad bit of trouble preventing the monkeys from shredding the peoples’ faces off.
1) Monkey Ro-Sham-Bo
For those who don’t know what Ro-Sham-Bo is, allow me to explain. In this “sport”, two people (usually males) take turns giving each other swift, unimpeded boots to the groin. Dr. Bad-boon’s pointy leather-roller-elf shoes made character balance a joke.
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