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Editorials
Kevlar Gorilla goes to E3... sorta
- By Kevlar
Gorilla
Greetings fellow Nintendo-console-frequenters. This is your favourite bullet-proof primate speaking. As you may or may not know, I really, really wanted to go to E3 this year (who wouldn't). However, reliable sources claim that this year, the E3 security has been improved as to not allow minors. Sadly, at 17 years of age, I am one of said minors.
But don't fret, Dan has come up with a plan to sneakily get me into the LA convention center this coming week. He has ingeniously posted my image on a large piece of cardboard ('Paper Mario' style) and will be lugging me around E3 all week. I save on airline tickets, food, and hotels, plus security doesn't suspect a thing. Just think, me, playing the newest games, rubbing elbows with the Nintendo bigwigs. It's almost too much to bear.
This is sure to be a memorable E3, but now it will be all the more memorable with my manly mug mainlining the main memories.
Expect more of Kevlar later this week as he goes to E3.
Kevlar Gorilla,
Senior Editor
NPuzzles
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